"Menebrio" (menebrio)
12/31/2013 at 13:30 • Filed to: Driving TIPS, LOLcars, Bad Driver
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"Menebrio" (menebrio)
12/31/2013 at 13:30 • Filed to: Driving TIPS, LOLcars, Bad Driver | 0
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I'm sorry, I'm a Jalop/Oppo and after all those countless advice and list of the irritating things one can do while behind the wheel, I would probably fall under your car. the bad driver category. And given the season, Santa left a nice bag of charcoal next to my car this Christmas. Don't worry, its summer down here and I'll probably put it to good use in a Churrasco (barbecue).
You see, I am the kind of driver that will at times cut you off. I will change lanes quickly without warning, ¿Blinkers, what are those? I will blow past you through whichever lane is available. Why would I be such a dick behind the wheel? Because of you…
…You, you obnoxious SUV driving soccer mom gossiping on her cellphone while not paying attention to the flow of traffic or the traffic lights for that matter. You, inconsiderate bus driver that does not respect bus stops and halts that lane hogging mammoth in the middle of the road to let off the even more uneducated passenger that couldn't walk half a block causing me to dart with Nascar like precision drafting skills between the other vehicles. You lane monopolizing, I don't check my mirrors self-centered person that drives at tortoise speeds even forcing you to drive right next to a truck. You, polluting I don't believe in a minimum car maintenance gremlin so I'll cough up my smoke in your face. You, crack-berry/apple/KitKat (android) loathsome millennial that texts & drives but can't even have a decent bar conversation. You, I don't look to the horizon because I have no reason to, so I'll just brake check you cause I can't foresee, the overheating car or the soon to be jay-walker.
So from your Bad-Good always paying attention Driver, Have a Happy New Accident Free Year everyone. And remember, everyone else out on the road is out to get you.